Sunday, 10 July 2005
Breasts!
Thought that would get your attention. :P
Yesterday, when feeling a little better, I decided to do something else unplanned (the other unplanned things being having a severe headache, staying in bed and writing a fairytale) - measure Jon's bra and cup size. He always seems so obsessed with my bras, but they don't fit him, so I was thinking of getting him some of his own. ;)
For this purpose I looked up online how to measure them properly, just as a reminder. And I discovered yet again that... I cannot measure these things.
Now, you may say that's because Jon's a bloke and thus bras are not designed for him, BUT I measured myself again, too. Once again, I came out as 34AA. Now, I would not mind this, were it true, but it's not. The bra that fits me comfortably right now is 34B.
I then found an online calculator that works it out for you if you give it the measurements, and this told me I'm a 34D. Ha! Yeah, right!
If anyone's interested, I measured Jon to be a 48AA, but the calculator says he's a 48B.
What am I doing wrong? Can anyone explain why I cannot work out the simplest of measurements and calculations?
Who came up with this system anyway? Answers on a postcard to... someone else, please. :P
